Admin Alexander

" This article is non-canon! There have been massive revisions to the first Brick Brannigan novel, and so the events listed below are in limbo! " Admin Alexander was a semi-successful supervillain, operating out of his own private island, one of the 25 islands recorded by the Villains Organisation Registry Exchange as housing villains. A significant portion of his body was made of a substance known as cheese and on an unrelated note had a constantly red face.

He was born in an unspecified European village into poverty, whereas his parents were very wealthy, often ostracising him for this. One day, they were killed by wild dogs, and Admin was raised to adulthood by a group of stray cats.

Admin often grew frustrated about people associated his name with office administration, even dangling one of these people over a shark tank. Furthermore, he was furious about human ignorance causing climate change. He created the THERMOS system, which would burn the world to show people the dangers of global warming.

While explaining his evil plan on a PowerPoint presentation to his subordinates, he urged them to start a team building exercise in which they jumped up and down to the beat of motivational music. This damaged the structural integrity of his island base, making the roof collapse and allowing a grand entrance from Brick Brannigan. Admin had been expecting Brannigan's appearance, and emotionally prepared himself for a comedy routine from the spy. Unfortunately Brick had no material, as he had forgotten his name. This infuriated Admin, and he ordered his subordinates to carry Brick to a James Bond-style groin laser.

Admin stayed with Brick by the laser, which was yet to be activated. He soon cryptically explained his cheese-related condition and cut open his arm, letting litres of molten cheese flood out before dying from cheese/blood loss.