Cool-John's assistants

" This article is non-canon! There have been massive revisions to the first Brick Brannigan novel, and so the events listed below are in limbo! "A group of assistants were supplied to Cool-John as part of his deal with Jon Hamm's Merry Men to become figurehead of the Celebrity Cruise Ship. They had the unnerving quality of laughing in unison to any of Cool-John's quips. Their duties involved peeling the skin off grapes and putting it in a box labelled 'GRAPE SKIN'.